Rabu, 05 Maret 2008

latest news: sharapova has a new boyfriend



Tennis hottie Maria Sharapova has a new boyfriend — Charlie Ebersol, son of NBC Sports chairman Dick. That, however, did not stop her from putting herself up for auction at the All-Star Tennis Smash charity event in New York.
Despite Sharapova’s joke that "My boyfriend will outbid you," one lucky guy won a date with the bombshell — for just $10,000. There was no sign of Charlie riding in on a white charger to take his damsel away from a blind date.
Sharapova is the richest sportswoman in the world with her photogenic face selling myriad products across continents through lucrative sponsorship deals apart from her earnings from the game.

Maria Sharapova biography


Maria Sharapova Profile :

Name: Maria Sharapova
Birth Name: Maria Yuryevna Sharapova
Height: 6' 2''
Sex: Female
Nationality: Russian
Birth Date: April 19, 1987
Birth Place: Nyagan, Russia
Profession: Model, Tennis Player
Education: Keystone High School (home schooling program via correspondence on the internet) Nick Bollettieri's Tennis Academy, in Brandenton, Florida, USA
Father: Yuri
Mother: Yelena
Claim to fame: Third youngest Wimbledon women's champion in 2004, defeated two-time defending champion Serena Williams 6-1, 6-4.She won two Grand Slam singles titles. She is the reigning U.S. Open champion, having defeated Justine Henin Hardenne in the final of the 2006 U.S. Open. Two years earlier, she defeated Serena Williams in the finals at Wimbledon.

Maria Yuryevna Sharapova Biography :

Maria Yuryevna Sharapova (born 19 April 1987) is a Russian professional tennis player and model.She is a former World No. 1 ranked player and, as of January 8, 2007, is the second ranked female tennis player in the world. At of the end of 2006, she was the world's highest-paid female athlete.
Sharapova's parents moved from Gomel, Belarus, to Siberia, Russia, in 1986, after the Chernobyl nuclear accident. She was born in Nyagan, Russia, the following year. At the age of seven, Sharapova was brought to the United States by her father, Yuri Sharapova, to attend the Nick Bollettieri Tennis Academy in Bradenton, Florida. Her mother, Yelena, who could not come with them because of visa restrictions, followed a few years later. Sharapova has lived in the United States since then but retains her Russian citizenship.Sharapova recently purchased a beachfront home in Manhattan Beach, California, a suburb of Los Angeles, but lives most of the year near the IMG training facility in Bradenton.

Selasa, 16 Oktober 2007

It Looked The Same!

Earlier tonight, my dad dropped me at sainsburys to do some shopping while he parked up and waited outside somewhere.

So i finished my buying, came outside, had a glance around for the car, saw it up this dark road across the road, and made my way there. The engine was already on.

So i opened the back door, threw my shopping bags on the back seats, and I'm about to shut the door (so i can get in front seat) when i hear a confused sounding "ERR... SORRY..."

So i bent down and glanced inside to the driver seat and see some big African dude sitting there! Shocked

So i apologised and told him my car is the same one and walked off. He found it funny though and made some joke about swapping cars or some shit, while i walked ahead and found dads car about 10 cars ahead.

He looked a lot like Guy Goma!!

Sabtu, 07 Juli 2007

Looking into the past....

You know how all the stars we see in the sky are really an image of the past? What if someone was watching us, say, 60 light years away... they could see World War 2 unfolding right before their eyes. Or thousands of light years away to see the Egyptian pyramids being built. Or hundreds of millions of light years away to see the dinosaurs walk the earth. Or billions of light years away... "Ah. No intelligent life there. Next!"

I dunno if worm holes actually exist, but if they do, and we could use them, could we go back and view anything in history? Or go far enough to catch up with the first piece of light, and view the big bang? Or travel away from earth at the speed of light (if it was possible) so the earth will appear stuck in time?

Senin, 18 Juni 2007

Best chat-up line ever

So me and my mate were down the local pub the other day and closing time was near. It was almost empty and the young bar lady was wiping down all the tables while telling the remaining few that they're about to close up now.

But this one drunk dude, slurring and not even walking straight, thought he's in with a chance! The night's almost over, one last go to pull!

As young-bar-lady lets him know they're closing soon, he starts some some small-talk culminating with the magic line in his irresistible drunk cockney accent...

"YERR WANA GO FORRA FRUUCCKINN DRENKKK?!?"



Yeah. That's gonna sweep her off her feet that is.

Kamis, 29 Maret 2007

Yuck Uncle

My 2 yr old nephew (Rishi) is at that stage where he's remembering everything he hears. And when one of our uncles left our house the other day, an uncle who has extremely poor hygiene, one who smells awful, i told nephew that's smelly uncle.

And now hes calling him "yuck mama" (mama=maternal uncle) and "smelly". He's gonna end up saying it in front of him one day.

I only said it once and now its permanent for him!!!!

*will choose his words very carefully now*

*will teach him to say Sir Naresh*

Senin, 04 Desember 2006

Its xmas so the neighbours are at it again

Every bloody year. The nice old man spends weeks setting it up using his trusty ladder. One day he's gonna fall. I reckon he only does it to get away from his wife for a bit. She's not a very nice woman.

Quite a sight though huh?