Image of the Day: Jesus Was Hung On The Cross

A church in Oklahoma City - specifically St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church - is in the midst of a controversy about this crucifix, which some parishioners claim shows Jesus with a giant penis. Others say it's just his abs (showing "distention"), I guess in the well-known "four pack" configuration which was all the rage two millennia ago. (It is only thanks to the innovations of the