Dominoes Takes a Hint and Changes Entire Recipe

If you know good pizza, or even if you just know ABOUT good pizza, you know that Dominoes' Pizza is about the grossest most disgusting pizza available to you. You order it if you were born without taste buds. Or if you hate yourself and the people you are ordering for. The crust tastes so similar to cardboard I thought I had eaten the box by accident. The fucking box actually tasted better. The