A Butt Loan

The other day my friend tried to text me "Butt Load" (as in, I have a butt load of stuff to get done) but typed in "Butt Loan" instead. I dunno why but I almost died laughing, it just sounded so funny! Then it made me sad. Because I love great butts and I wish there was some system I could have one loaned to me, it only for a short time to use as my own butt. I knew a damn butt loan!Nike Likes