Cinco de Drinko y Drunko de Mayo

Yes, you smug little assholes, we KNOW that Cinco de Mayo isn't Mexican Independence Day and no, we really DON'T care what it is. For Americans, especially those in Southern California, it's an excuse to get fucking PLASTERED on a week day and excuse any bad decisions made on that day, let it be! The tequila is flowing, the Tecate cheaper than ever and the delicious Mexican food abundant. Check