Unfinished Chopper

I started this one drunk afternoon.  Gave up when I realized we didn't have a back wheel that would fit, a headset that would fit, a seatpost that would fit, or a drill.  Oh well.

Super Tall Bike and Chopper in Ft. Collins.

My friend, Lorrie, saw these in Fort Collins, Colorado. Hella sexy. Note, the tallbike has a flat. Note, also, that I cannot figure out how they mount these things.

Pizzaween Two!!

Pizzaween this year had a realitively good turn out, especially when it came to the freakbikes. For the first time in a long time the majority of the bikes on the ride were freaks. I didn't take too many good pictures, especially of the fun stuff because I was busy doing it. We played a few games of hard-contact freakbike footdown which many wheels. Later we played throw the wheel, drink the booze, and tallbike jousting. Whoever took the pictures of the joust couldn't be bothered to stand up, and it was dark so none of them came out. Oh well. Full album here.



The crew down at the games court, dinking.


Brief break to fix a flat.


truing a wheel


eating the pizza


gorilla hangers, pizza wagon, and old bolty.

Rat Bikes, Chicago!

While in Chicago, I stayed at a house and was stoked to see a tallbike with Rat Patrol written on it back in the bike room.  I also saw a nice chopper and pile of etc. bikes.

The Old Shed

Here's some pix from my old shed at the Howie Hilton when I lived there. They were also kind of exploding into the yard.


Mine and Schuyler's tallbixe.


Badass vintage cruiser and my beloved chopper.


Schwinn varsity and my free-parts klunker.

Bad Idea

Turns out there is such a thing as too drunk to build a bicycle.

Bike Move '09

Back in '09 I moved from one of house to another. My parents came down to help me move the bicycle collection that took my entire back yard. With a trailer and a truck bed we ended taking two loaded-down trips to get it all...

Some Slaughterama Bikes

I was mostly too drunk to take pictures, and there were plenty of other people taking them. These are just a few of the bikes I took pictures of.

On our way to Richmond

2 or 3 more in trunk. For 3 people.

Orlando, FL

I know it's a bad picture, but take a good look. Note how the seat-post tubes are connected. The new seat-post (threaded pipe) is held on with hose-clamps and everything is secured with with fuckin' fiberglass!! This was sitting in the carport at Mooj's house when I stayed there.


This was in the carport, too. Unfortunately it is short two wheels and a crankset. Oh well.


Another one that was out in the carport. Why weren't any of these bikes in use?


Brakeless fixie MTB at the same house. I rode this one a fair bit. Very nice.


Mooj's Pake fixed gear with a very large MTB front wheel.

Pizza Crew Throwback

Gainesville, FL

Some of the freakbikes me and Jacob made.

Bicycle Rodeo

This is great.  A must-watch for sure!

Another Muscle BIke Gallery

This excessively busy website has a nice gallery of various muscle bikes.  This one is probably my fav.

Note, also, that the page will play "Higher" by Creed, so you might want to go ahead and mute your computer.

Strange Bicycles

Nothing too cool, honestly.  I think I've posted all of these before, and I think using "bicycle" by Queen has to be the most cliche thing you can do in a bike video.  Stop it, ya'll.  I'm mostly just posting to do it.  I haven't been as posty as I had intended to be.

Zoobomb on the Maryhill

Something I've always wanted to do.  Also, longboarding is crazy.

Spinners on a Trike

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

Veer Trailer

I'd really like to see this.  No clue when it's coming out.

I found here.

Official website.

Josh Hadar's Crazy Choppers

Josh Hadar makes some slick-ass bikes.

More here.

Found here.

More Long-Ass Bikes

Here are some wacky choppers from Neatorama.

Link.